Total Medals Earned: 1,351 (From 193 different games.) Total Medal Score: 21,495 Points
Medals Earned: 4/18 (30/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Detect la Poirot!
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/325 points)
Kill a zombie in the menu.
Click the Newgrounds-logo to visit Newgrounds.
Jump 10 times.
Kill 10 little zombies.
Survive 5 days.
Kill 50 zombies in one game.
Buy the minigun.
Survive all 10 days.
Survive until day 5 without buying a weapon from the shop.
Buy all weapons from the shop.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (230/330 points)
Beat Room 5
Get the bad ending
Complete Expert Room 1
Complete Expert Room 2
Get the good ending
Obtain all 19 grapefruits
Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes